Enlish: I am the very cultured person, I like the reaggeton and the heavy metal. Me no much enlish, better spanish. I am teknishan in the electronics and washer/dryer the reparation. Me no muy tall, brownish, sexy papacito. Have wife, but still looking. She very understand, my wife. I take care my body, no drugs, just the alcohol and the cigarrete. My dream is marry a grencha and go back the US!! Me work hard. Once I wetback, but migra fuck me up!! All you pretty mamacitas look me photo and enjoy. I sexy stud, very horny. Can go six time sin zacate. Hot guys, welcome I like the experiment. Please help me go back USA!! I like the sweat-shop. Me no complain. Me no lawsuit. Check me! Me HOT as HELL!

The futbol, women, alcohol and cigarretes, Barney, Cash Luna. I like the Teletubby.

Banda Raudales, Los Hermanos Rosario, Wisin y Yandel, Don Omar, Cepillin, Britney Spears, Sandro, Topo Gigio.

Todas las de Lola la Trailera y el enano Tun Tun. Los Muppets en Nueva York, Godzilla, todas las Matrix. Porno. Las de Leni Riefenstahl.

Con Buena Onda, Laura en America, Barney, Hasta en las Mejores Familias, Bob Esponja.

Condorito, TV y Novelas, TV Guide, El Ser y la Nada de Sartre.

"Yo solo les digo a todos que hagan lo que quieran"

"Mesmamente" "Meramente" "Sera Uste?"

"Cogito Ergo Sum"