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Age

16

Birthday

December 14

Location

Vila Franca do Campo, Portugal

Languages

Portuguese, English

About Me

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slipknot

"All Hope Is Gone"

Interests

Favorite Music

As i Lay Dying / All that remains

Alice In Chains / Arch Enemy

Blasted Mechanism / Bullet For My Valentine

Crossfade / Children of Bodom

Disturbed / Deftones

In Flames / Ill Niño

Korn / Kreator

Rage Against The Machine / Roadrunner United

Mnemic / Mudvayne

Moonspell / Morbid Death

Metallica / Machine Head

Slipknot / Stone Sour

Strata / Soil

Silverchair / Silverstein

Fear Factory / Godsmack

 

Favorite Quote

Perfection Doesn't Fucking Exist!

"Bad Sound KILL's Good Music"

"Life Is Not Forever!"

"Do U Pull Me Up Just To Push Me Down Again?"

 
 

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Joey Jordison BIO : May 28, 2007
Wears: His mask is a white japanese expressionless kabuki mask, now painted with black scars and fake Blood. He has long black hair with vivid red-steaks.
He's the most talkative member of the group
He is also the creator of the tribal S symbol for the band.
Joey is Known for being one of the fastest drummers in metal history.
He was one of the original members of Slipknot, and drummed for MFKR
Rip's off the arms and legs of his suit, because its easier to drum.
He's talkitive, diminutive, and just really down to earth.
He writes a lot of their songs, including Scissors.
He mixed the self titled album.
He created the term "Maggot" for a slipknot fan...
Doesn't do drugs
First Record Ever Bought: 'Kiss Alive'
Musical Heroes: Fantomas, KISS, Slayer, Venom, Mercyful fate, Misfits, Mike Patton,Melvins.
The First concert he ever saw was Kiss on the "Asylum" tour
BAND WOULD MOST LIKE TO TOUR WITH: the Melvins.
Is a big fan of Fleetwood Mac...actually he listens to Fleetwood Mac every night before going to sleep
Joey's first job was as sales associate at a retail record store in West Des Moines.
Before Slipknot, Joey played in a band called Modifidious with Craig.
When asked to describe himself in three words, he replied: "Introvert, quiet and attentive", yet others say he is quite talkitive...
In his opinion, Black Sabbath was the most heavy metal band ever.
Hobbies: "It is pretty much covered by music 24/7. Aside from that, maybe video games, sleeping and sex"
Bands played/plays in: "Anal Blast","Modifidious", "The Rejects"

Joey worked at a record store called "Music Land" and a gas station called "Sinclair's" he worked at the garage 4 nights a week for 10 hours after being tempted by a friend to get a job there. Joey likes to wear a black hood that says on it "Little People Kill People". The Tribal "S" that is now the slipknot logo, was originally drawn by Joey, Joey also drew the main Slipknot logo, and the big "K" and "T" may come from the fact that at that time he was a HUGE KoRn fan.

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Jul 19, 2008 4:30 AM
 
Ouhh rapariga ah k ans xD

Mss u :S

agent tem d cmbinah uma saida ou outra pa relembrah os velhs temps :D

Eu,Tu, o Horacio e o patxoly xDD

Ah Pintora ^^

Ly :D @@@
 
Jul 16, 2008 8:54 PM
 
ouhma comeisso da joana dizer que eu nao sou gaja boa?.. ai --''
Sou a melhor mae do mundo :D

****:D
 
Jul 13, 2008 6:33 PM
 
:D obrigada Daniela xD
 
Jul 12, 2008 1:00 PM
Joana says:
 
- Sabes onde e' q ha as gajas mesmo, mesmo boas aserio? ,neq cmah tua mae ... gajas mesmo boas ...q um gajo olha pra'elas e ..ui q gajas tao boas ...Sabes ond e' q as ha? ..as gajas... as melhores gajas , as mais boas , as mlhoress , s gajas .. as mais , as mhores gajas + boas ...as mlhres gajas ..sbes ond e' q as ha' sbes?

- Nao

- Eu tbem nao ... mas hei d descobrir isso ...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl
eu sei de uma :P a dona dess perfil :D AMOTEE
 
Jul 12, 2008 5:04 AM
 
Ah cara mais linda =)
 
Jul 9, 2008 6:08 PM
Joana says:
 
LOOOOOL conversa do caralho Ouuhh ... ja me ri aqi cm aqel cment esqess LOOOOOOL
Gato fedorento street :P amtee <33
 
Jul 9, 2008 5:32 PM
Joana says:
 
"ela faz.m me lembrar os patos cm q a daniela brincava n kintal kand era pqena " LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL oohh mt me ri
=P AMTEE
 
Jul 8, 2008 11:41 AM
Joana says:
 
J passou ... fkei irritada so n dia =P
LOOL
caracois malfeitos q tu tnto adoras =DD
<3333
 
Jul 8, 2008 10:22 AM
Joana says:
 
Saudades da minha jubinhaa =( <333
 
Jul 5, 2008 4:44 PM
Joana says:
 
#8 Shortie (#) » "All Hope Is Gone"     (Ehehehe!) diz:
LOOOOL eu sabia tirar xD
   #8 Shortie (#) » "All Hope Is Gone"     (Ehehehe!) diz:
mas quis fazerte sofrer Eheheh! xD
   Joana     diz:
dsliguei pla ficha e tudo
   Joana     diz:
--
   #8 Shortie (#) » "All Hope Is Gone"     diz:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
   #8 Shortie (#) » "All Hope Is Gone"     diz:
Eitra Ciloooo xD
   Joana     diz:
ohh tu es uma cabra
   Joana     diz:
fikei cm um gene
   Joana     diz:
fou memo pla ficha fds



es mesmo MA FDSSS ! pcausa daqeles GAYS A FODEREM Q ME MANDASTE tive q dsligar o pc pla fixaaa ! -.-' e ainda por cima SBIAS TIRAR AQELA MERDAAAA ! AIIII DANIELAAAA GRRRRRRR I KILL YOU ! :'D
 
Jul 5, 2008 12:31 PM
Joana says:
 
A Ana :| Fecha a boca q tu tens mt mais q s dga q eu lala :P
A Dany gosta e das casa d banho publicas :D aaahh tola :D <33
 
Jul 5, 2008 12:25 PM
Joana says:
 
A Ana :| Fecha a boca q tu tens mt mais q s dga q eu lala :P ******
 
Jul 5, 2008 6:54 AM
 
Fogo , nao nao :X
Eu agora tenho truques novos!! LOL
Sou muito profissional x))
Qto à joana .. ja sabia.. essa deixa se comer por toda a gente LOLOL XD
( se Ela ve isso mata me :X )

********;D
 
Jul 5, 2008 6:34 AM
Joana says:
 
Daniela ... O gato fedorento espera.nos xPPPP AMOTEE*
 
Jul 5, 2008 6:12 AM
 
Ouh Bela Muzka xD

Slipknot ;D

Eskeminham ..eu perdi o ano mas cnheci gent k nuka + vou eskeceh xP

Agent ah d cmbinah umas saidas pa matah as sdds :D

GMDT <33 :)
 
Jul 4, 2008 6:58 PM
Joana says:
 
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL A Dany e mesmo ma' :D Fste tu a causadora diss tudo :D Malditooo VIDEOOOO ! :D <33
 
Jul 4, 2008 6:49 PM
 
OMG!
Fizeste um filme.. assim ZZT! LOOOL
Epah nada disso somos muitos discretas x)
So nos comemos no quarto..
Pa vcs deixamos o bixo bixo, coisinha simples xD
 
Jul 4, 2008 6:28 PM
 
o que? Com o DEVORAR? LOOOOOOOL
 
Jul 4, 2008 6:10 PM
 
Fogo , tivemos vendo o filme AO PROMENOR! de rir xDD

Mas cantamos muito melhor *.*
 
Jul 2, 2008 5:45 PM
 
Esse gajo de boca aberta ... deves tar inquieta pa dar um bj nao? =P

( kidding )


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