feliz cumplee compadre ai nos miramos en el barca!! mi futuro equipo orale pues morro se cuida i me saludas a tu hermana le decis q le mando un beso no en el ombligo ni en la rodilla si no donde me la cogi todo el dia jjaja son pajas orale
Mis 19 CEROTES, HUECOS DE MIERDA A LOS QUE APRECIO CON TODO MI HIGADO.. DIGO CORAZON JEJE!!! LOS QUIERO.. PERO NO C ME EMOCIONEN...!!! JAJAJA!!! Primero quiero decir q los aprecio a todos!!! Es muy, muy, MUY MUY MUY ETC ETC difícil buscar a solo 19 pisados a las cuales poder enviárselo, así q considérate afortunado... no?... OBVIAMENTE!!!!... si no me devolves esto lo entiendo. (+ T VALE IMBECIL.. UPS. DIGO AMIIGUITO) No te quiero tan poco..... JAJAJA!!! En cuanto termines de leer esta mierda, Debes enviársela a 19 amigos,( no pueden ser amigas ) y tenes hasta cinco días para enviarlo. (SI NO ME LLEGA EN 5 MINUTOS T MATO HIJO DE P... BROMITA) vos sos un CEROTE al q aprecio muchisisisisimo tal vez no desde la primera ves q te vi OBVIAMNT!!!(fumando) no... pero si desde cuando me apoyaste por primera vez por eso te digo q a partir d ahora y 100pre Podes contar conmigo!!!!! para lo q sea: una cagada que hagas (caerte en cicle) jajajaja!!!, una crisis, si tenes que pijaciar a alguien, o lo q sea!!! SI C MURIO TU PERRO LO Q SEA AHI VOY A TAR BITCH; TE APRECIO UN VERGO. Ahora mandale esto a tus 19 CEROTES favoritos y recordate, MANDAMELO A MI SI ES Q ME CONSIDERAS UNO DE ELLOS, SI NO ME LO ENVIAS EL SENTIMIENTO SERA COMPARTIDO X SIEMPRE... (SI ES Q T DEJO VIVO PEDAZO DE MIERDA, CLARO ESTA... JAJAJA!!!!)
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que paso mi morro wajajajajaja que onda fernando thaks for the add men wajajajaja que sacada de mireda nos estan dando en la seleccion papa wajajaja no te vaias a pajera xq osino no vas a guatar wajajajaja pajas cuiadte men
FrIeNdShIp Is Like A Flower; Growing In Its Glory, Telling its own story; FrIeNdShIp is Precious, Not Only In Shade, But In D Sunshine Of Life
101 reasons wat makes u a gr8 frnd: 1. i can't spell frndship without u 2. ur da most beautiful flower in da garden of my life 3. you can easily tell a lie for my convenience 4. you understand when i'm too buzy 5. you know me better than my siblings 6. u don't necessarly support my decisions 7. u go an extra mile when i need help 8. u tolerate my bad moods and still speak 2 me wen ur in 1 9. at others expense, u make a gr8 laughing partner 10. u walk in wen oders walk out 11. i can speak my heart out to u 12. u openly discuss a disaterous date/crush 13. u fall 4 da same junk as i do 14. u help me to chose the right think 4 my heartthrob 15. i can throw my tantrums on 16. i can rely on u 2 post my letters 17. i know i needn't luk my best wen ur around 18. i can discuss my crepy fantasies with u 19. u motivate me 2 execis 20. u've got sense of humour 21. u hand me ur handkerchief wen i've conveniently 4gotten min 22. u bluntly tell me wen i need 2 spray a deo or mouth freshner 23. i can freely discuss my ex's nd my latest crush 24. i can tok 2 u 4 hours abt anything nd nothin 25. i can tuck in 4 a blockbuster night 26. u know my secret wishes and keep them a secret 27. u know how to give me lil surprises 2 make my day 28. u keep me well informed abt latest gossips 29. u let me know,wen i need to mend my way 30. ur a reminder of wats important in lif 31. i can freely discuss censored topics wit 32. u always welcome me with a warm hug 33. even if we're not in touch 4 ages, i know ur dere for me 34. u flatter me wen i need 2 35. u never burn a hole in my pocket 36. shopping is fun. u always manage a good bargain 37. u understand my moods very well 38. you answer my phone,wen i'm avoiding a call 39. u never let ego cum btwn us 40. ur dere for me , wen i'm feelin down 41. going out with u doesn't need a reason or occasion 42. time simply flies by wenever we're together 43. i can b very comfy wid u 44. u help me solve my problems 45. u keep a check on me wen i'm at my spendin spree 46. u can sit uietly wid me 47. u care 4 my happiness 48. u equally participate wid me on playin a prank 49. u don't take me 4 granted 50. u get worried wen i'm not well 51. u read me lik a buk 52. ur always soooo right 53. wenever i'm wrong u never make it worse by sayin "i told u so" 54. i can b funny nd get away without makin a fool of my self 55. u've got a gr8 sporting spirit 56. u make me laugh 57. u celebrate my triumphs 58. u help me overcum my shortcummins 59. ur selfless nd giving 60. without feelin hesitant i can borrow ur books, dress, etc..etc..etc..... 61. u bring sunshine into my life 62. u never gossip abt me 63. u know how to pamper me 64. u know were to find the best pair of jeans on the cheap 65. u never dump me for sum1 else 66. u know how 2 make me stop wen,i'm tokin sheer nonsense 67. u consider my feelins too 68. i can call u any itme of da day without feelin hesitant 69. u point out wen i'm lukin lika an idiot 70. u know exactly wat to get for my birthday 71. coackroaches don't scare the hell out of u 72. u don't loose ur cool as often as i do 73. u so much believe in sharing, from secrets to candies 74. u know the best eating joint 75. u neva shout along with mewen i'm shouting at my throats best 76. u immediately apologise after harshly giving me a piece of ur mind 77. u are never afraid to accept ur faults 78. u respect my privacy 79. u never demand a clsrification 80. u always save the last bite of delecious 4 me 81. ur shoulders are everready for me to lean on 82. u alarm me wen i've gained too much weigth 83. u light up my life 84. u patiently listen to all my troubles 85. bcauze u bring infinite joys 2 me 86. ur as sweet as can b 87. u accept me the way i am 88. each time i think of u, i smile 89. u know how to emotionally black mail me 90. i can trust on ur advice 91. ur a true reflection of me 92. i can ask u uestions lik "am i lukin good" no of times nd i knoiw u won't get irratated 93. NO ONE CAN EVER TAKE UR PLACE 94. u've seen me at my worst and still stood by me 95. u have more faith in me dan i do in myself 96. u will never change nomatter wat happens tomorrow 97. u make me wish, we were in the same family 98. u know wento make things light 99. u never laugh at my faults 100. u bring out the best in me 101. and the greatest reason is that, you are simply "YOU" T0DAY IS BEST FRIEND DAY... SO SEND THIS T0 ALL Y0UR FRIENDS & BACK TO ME, IF I AM 1. IF Y0U GET 7 BACK....Y0U ARE L0VED!
wajajaja la vecinita tiene antojo
antojo q qiere resolver
el vecinito le eche un ojoOo
oOojo q mira pa comeer xD
la vecinita tiene un gatoO
gatoO q mata pa cenaal y el vecinito qs tan zatoO
se tira y lo van a degollar wajajaja xD lo maax esa vecina jaja