�Hey sorry about that I must have given you the wrong one. That's funny because I tried that one a while ago too, the one I gave you, and it made me all mad because they sucked real bad, and they didn't pay too good either they offered like sweepstakes and stuff instead of cash. But anyways, the right site is (CLICK HERE) , it's the one I am making $700 a week with putting in like 23 hours a week, sometimes up to like 30 hours if I'm daydreaming. After you get your membership make sure you sign up with the companies on page one in the members section because they are the ones that pay you the most, I got $75 for one that took me 25 minutes today. You'll see what I'm talking about when you get in there. Jackie started taking them too and she's making $800 a week, it's making me so mad because I'm the one that showed her which one to sign up with now she's making more than me. Anyway go ahead and have a look right (CLICK HERE) for the juicy details. Alright well me and Jake are getting ready to leave now, just give me a call or I'll catch you on here and let me know if you have any problems with your membership. TTYS hun�

Hey babe What do you think of these two dudes. Apparently they made over $90k last month. They claim anyone can do it, no matter where you live. I am thinking of giving it a go. The site is (CLICK HERE) , it's the one I am going to join. My friend joined two days ago and she said she has make some extra cash already. We are all friends here, so please have a look and tell me what you think. It doesnt matter if you join or not, just let me know what you think. Anyway go ahead and have at (CLICK HERE) Obviously, if you want to join, feel free and do tell you friends and families about it. There is enough to go around. Thanks hon and have a great day.

Hey babe What do you think of these two dudes. Apparently they made over $90k last month. They claim anyone can do it, no matter where you live. I am thinking of giving it a go. The site is (CLICK HERE) , it's the one I am going to join. My friend joined two days ago and she said she has make some extra cash already. We are all friends here, so please have a look and tell me what you think. It doesnt matter if you join or not, just let me know what you think. Anyway go ahead and have at (CLICK HERE) Obviously, if you want to join, feel free and do tell you friends and families about it. There is enough to go around. Thanks hon and have a great day.

�Hey sorry about that I must have given you the wrong one. That's funny because I tried that one a while ago too, the one I gave you, and it made me all mad because they sucked real bad, and they didn't pay too good either they offered like sweepstakes and stuff instead of cash. But anyways, the right site is (CLICK HERE) , it's the one I am making $700 a week with putting in like 23 hours a week, sometimes up to like 30 hours if I'm daydreaming. After you get your membership make sure you sign up with the companies on page one in the members section because they are the ones that pay you the most, I got $75 for one that took me 25 minutes today. You'll see what I'm talking about when you get in there. Jackie started taking them too and she's making $800 a week, it's making me so mad because I'm the one that showed her which one to sign up with now she's making more than me. Anyway go ahead and have a look right (CLICK HERE) for the juicy details. Alright well me and Jake are getting ready to leave now, just give me a call or I'll catch you on here and let me know if you have any problems with your membership. TTYS hun�

�Hey sorry about that I must have given you the wrong one. That's funny because I tried that one a while ago too, the one I gave you, and it made me all mad because they sucked real bad, and they didn't pay too good either they offered like sweepstakes and stuff instead of cash. But anyways, the right site is (CLICK HERE) , it's the one I am making $700 a week with putting in like 23 hours a week, sometimes up to like 30 hours if I'm daydreaming. After you get your membership make sure you sign up with the companies on page one in the members section because they are the ones that pay you the most, I got $75 for one that took me 25 minutes today. You'll see what I'm talking about when you get in there. Jackie started taking them too and she's making $800 a week, it's making me so mad because I'm the one that showed her which one to sign up with now she's making more than me. Anyway go ahead and have a look right (CLICK HERE) for the juicy details. Alright well me and Jake are getting ready to leave now, just give me a call or I'll catch you on here and let me know if you have any problems with your membership. TTYS hun�

TENGO LA SAGRADA MISIÓN DE RECORDARTE LAS PROPIEDADES DEL ALCOHOL.....
1.. Quita la angustia
2.. Extingue la culpa
3.. Hace olvidar
4.. Suelta la lengua
5.. Afloja Ropa
6.. Te aleja de la oficina
7.. Lima asperezas
8.. Arregla corazones rotos
9.. Acerca amigos
10.. Sirve de aperitivo
11.. Se te olvida el hambre
12.. Apresura desenlaces
13.. Causa rubores
14.. Elimina la timidez
15.. Afina tu voz
16.. Levanta tu animo
17.. Fomenta relaciones románticas
18.. Te da calor
19.. Infla el tino
20.. Hace compadres
21.. Liga comadres
22.. Cierra tratos
23.. Abre las piernas
24.. Aligera los caminos
25.. Acorta las esperas
26.. Festeja la compañía
27.. Cura la tristeza
28.. Aumenta la alegría
29.. Mejora la digestión
30.. Mata las lombrices por eso y mas..............!SALUD!
...............y después de las 12 p.m.:
1.. Saca la belleza escondida
2.. Paga de mas en el bar
3.. Mueve calles, postes, chapas de puertas y escaleras
4... Abre cinturones, baja cierres, y arranca botones
5.. Baja pantis y boxers
6.. Disminuye el tino
7.. Provoca ronquidos y sobresaltos...
.....y a las 8 de la mañana:
1.. Causa dolor de cabeza y sed...y a veces, ardor
2.. Genera amnesia
Al final de todo, las desventajas son menos que las ventajas.
Conclusión???
!!! A BEBER ¡¡¡....
EL CONSUMO DE ALCOHOL
Causas, efectos secundarios, veamos las posibles explicaciones y/o soluciones:
01. Síntoma: Pies fríos y húmedos.
Causa: El vaso está siendo agarrado en ángulo incorrecto.
Solución: Gira el vaso hasta que la parte abierta quede hacia arriba.
02. Síntoma: Pies calientes y mojados.
Causa: Ya te measte.
Solución: Ve a secarte al baño más próximo.
03. Síntoma: La pared de enfrente está llena de luces.
Causa: Te has caído de espaldas.
Solución: Posiciona tu cuerpo a 90º con respecto al suelo.
04. Síntoma: Tu boca está llena de colillas de cigarros.
Causa: Te has caído de bruces sobre el cenicero.
Solución: Escupe todo y enjuágate la boca con un buen "gintonic".
05. Síntoma: El suelo está borroso.
Causa: Estás mirando a través de un vaso vacío.
Solución: Más de tu bebida favorita.
06. Síntoma: El suelo se está moviendo.
Causa: Estás siendo arrastrado.
Solución: Pregunta a dónde te llevan por lo menos.
07. Síntoma: Reflejo múltiple de caras mirándote desde el agua.
Causa: Estás en el inodoro, intentando vomitar.
Solución: Metete el dedo (en la garganta).
08. Síntoma: Oyes que la gente habla produciendo un misterioso eco.
Causa: Tienes el vaso en la oreja.
Solución: Deja de hacer el payaso.
09. Síntoma: La discoteca se mueve mucho, la gente viste de blanco y la; música es muy repetitiva.
Causa: Estás en una ambulancia.
Solución: No moverse. Posible coma etílico o congestión alcohólica.
10. Síntoma: Tu padre está muy raro y todos tus hermanos te miran con curiosidad Causa: Te has equivocado de casa.
Solución: Pregunta si te pueden indicar por dónde queda la tuya.
11. Síntoma: Un enorme foco de luz de la discoteca te ciega la vista.
Causa: Estás en la calle tirado y ya es de día.
Solución: Café y una buena siesta......
P.D.: No te quedes con esta información y como yo ¡¡¡Mándasela a un amigo que de verdad aprecies!!!
Te lo sabrán agradecer.

Hola Lissi!!!
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