Keplers Law,
Ampere Avenue,
Apt # (0.308) 10^3

My Dear Love,
U remember last time wen u dropped a rose frm a height of 50 m above ground level n it performed projectile motion n landed in my hand with a velocity of 20 m/s below the horizontal. Ever since that moment, my heart has started beating at a higher frequency of 1000 Hz. When u come close to me, I feel an induced current of 0.296A flowing through my body. Without u, my life will b like a heavily damped simple harmonic motion; my life will come to a premature stop. The force of attraction between us is given by GMm/r2. I am confident that soon r will tend to zero n no 1 will b able to separate us. My love for u is neither measured in joule nor watt. It is unitless. My ears want to hear the longitudinal waves coming from ur lips only. Wen ur eyes r on me, I can feel photoelectrons leaving my heart. Is this the photoelectric effect of love? Plz do close the switch so that our relationship is no longer an open circuit. Remember to put a protective resistor so that there�overheating. I will take u to wonderland n we will perform circular motion in the roller coasters. We will enjoy ourselves so much that we will not see time flow by or as Einstein wud have said, we will flow by n time will not even see us (according to the principle of relativity). This is to tell u that u r the +ve terminal of my life n all my electrons move towards u. hope we will meet soon n I will run into ur arms with a momentum of 35 Ns.

With love from your beloved positron..