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16

Birthday

May 16

Location

guatemala, Guatemala

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About Me

1. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
2. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
3. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
4. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. cancer 3. Chuck Norris
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10.Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLIN

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The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he resined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the devil finished, Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Fire on the moun, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."

And he played fire on the mount, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."

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Oct 11, 2008 11:56 PM
 
´la mara piña de hoy}
no lo deja ser a uno un colibri
libre de expresion jajajajajajaja



buuu
piñaaa estas castigada!
 
Oct 9, 2008 5:53 PM
 
pshh de pink floyd manoo!

a mi no me vengas con que no sé porque si sé!


XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
 
Oct 7, 2008 5:53 PM
 
qué miedo veda?




ojála no vayas a clonar al pitecantropus erectus, también con los dinosaurios tenemos suficiente..
 
Oct 6, 2008 3:02 PM
 
y pensar que en una isla estan clonando dinosaurios
y se llama Jurasic Park
yo lo vi en la tele



muaka muaaka!
 
Oct 6, 2008 9:01 AM
 
no choki
eso no tiene sentido
naranjas!


pero.. lo que si tiene sentido
es que tu eres una piña colada...(8) (:
 
Oct 5, 2008 7:12 PM
 
olah mano puees nserio qeria hablar cn vs :S
puees te extranio un monton & perdon por todo
lo qe paso io no qeria cambiar pero te juro qe
paso sin darme cuenta enserio io no qeria perder
tu amistad :( vos sabs qe sos alguien asi mega
importante para mi & a pesar de todo lo qe paso
io enserio teamo sos alguien re especial para mi
& no te qiero perder por mis muladas xqe vos pues
vas a ser mi futuro esposo :) enserio chuqie perdon
por todo lo qe paso perdon si te lastime pero enserio
ia no qiero estar asi cn vos :( teamoo :(
 
Oct 5, 2008 4:06 PM
 
sonrisa COLGARE? de oreja a oreja?

wuajajajaj!
colgare XDDDDDD
pequeña piña champurrosa cuando nos veremos nuevamente? me tenes en el olvido T.T
 
Oct 1, 2008 7:26 PM
 
heyy! nueva foto!
soi un colibri parte 2


XDDDD
 
Oct 1, 2008 8:26 AM
 
awwww
chuck
niiiiniioOoO
yA RatOoOooz q nU
Le pOoOoOniiiA CooOmeNtZ
PzZz niiiniiOoO
UTE eS LoOoo mAX
iii pZz Lo zoOpR qUeLu
NeVeR CHANGE!!!
PzZzz iii ia zabes q
pOoODZ
cOnFiiiar conmigo ziiiempre
iii pzz uff we LoVe dUlCiiiiToZ
mas lOooZ neRdZz ThEiii rOcK
wenOoO
Lo qUeLo 10000000...
Biie
 
Sep 4, 2008 4:39 PM
 
hahaha,
Fue ayer te cuento ha.
=D
TQ QUIERO MUCHO!!
 
Sep 2, 2008 8:39 PM
 
tamo chuck!
haha nunca me mandas msjs ahora JUM! ya me cambiaste.
:(
Gracias por o de casi cumple.
=D
 
Aug 30, 2008 6:55 AM
 
esoy igual que la zofa..
yo tambien extraño tus llamadas de 4 horAS
esas eran las llamadas más largas que pude haber tenido..
jajajajajajajajaja
mano pss!
que te paso??
ya no hablmos y si hablamos no hablamos porque solo decimos hola y no hablamoos como antes
que estafa
jajajajajajajajajaja
ni yo me entendi pero va
jajaj
te extraño amigo piña...
a ver que día nos juntamos con SPaider-pankeke
[ bilingüe y con faltas de ortografia vayaa]
wuupi!
tqmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
Aug 28, 2008 8:33 PM
 
hoLaaa:D hace cmo miiiL años q no habLamos ps! :( para q mires q no m olvido de ti ps! taLk to You laTer! iLu!(k)
 
Aug 18, 2008 6:53 PM
 
wiiiiii <333333333333
t pondria la letra d
calling u pro la mierda
dl bloqeo no me dja <|33
hahaha = u know it`s ur
song wiii teadoroo :]
 
Aug 18, 2008 6:39 PM
 
la d i don`t wanna miss a thing (8)
lalala hahaha t qieroo P:
 
Aug 18, 2008 4:32 PM
 
qe qe?? cmo qe ia te las
comist?? =@@@ mee haha io
c qe no t las comeriias sin
mi ;] waa mano xtranio tus
iamadas d 4 horas pro el sabado
ire a comprar mi cel hoho asi
qe t iamare wiiiii :D rebeld sin
causa dic hahaha uhmm puede ser
haha haii nooo tngo tantooo qe
cntarte tontolino =D yeiih teadoroo
miiss u =S haha t qierooo
 
Aug 17, 2008 7:07 PM
 
las pequeñas piñas peludas
se quejan de que por qué no las invitan
pero para que?
si nunca pueden o estan castigadas!!
muaka muaka

te piséee! jajajajajajajaajajaajaa
te amo pequeña piña ^^ <3 <3
 
Aug 13, 2008 3:36 PM
 
haha mano ps esas gomitas el
dia qe me las des qreo qe me
las comere d un solo hahaha ^^
heii sabs t tngo un nuevo apodo
ii ia c qe animal pods ser ahora
un cordero!!! haha qe tierno seria
ahmm ps t tngo qe cntar muchas cosas
sabs hoi me cai i fue tan gracioso
sqe iba corriendo i staba mojado el
piso la cosa sqe me cai i io qrei qe
nadie me habia visto pro qe si si :P
i ahmm me scape d mi clac d ingles hoi
haha toda una aventura la cosa sqe mi
coordinadora c dio cuenta i nos castigo =S haha i sabs hoi oi nuestra
cancion i me acord d vs hoho sposito
te qierooo bFf!! <3
 
Aug 12, 2008 4:45 PM
 
yeiih bFf te qieroooooo
ii ahmm qiero mis gomitas
todavia las tnes vdd?? P:
 
Aug 10, 2008 6:10 PM
 
hahah tenes razon si stamos como friiends en hi5 :D hahah (H)



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