WTF IS IT THAT I MET AND LET SOMEONE TAKE A PICTURE OF ME... AND WHAT LOOKS LIKE ME KISSING THE MOST UNNATRACTIVE MAN / THINGS / CREATURE IN AUSTRALIA ( RIGHT ON THE LIPS... HAHA

AND WTF.. Was it funny until she threatened to pay me back for all of the practical jokes that I play, by emailing this pic out to my mass mailing list (I promote events)

Did that pic alone inspire me to quit drinking adult beverages?

Doesn`t she realize that I was at his bachelorette party, I still have the compromising pics/videotape AND I have her fiancee`s email address? (See, it`s all fun and games until someone gets poked in the eye....haha)

Did this thick chick at the strip club (amateur night) try to stage dive head first into the crowd and EVERYBODY moved? (she still lost the $800 prize too....hahahahaha)

Do women in the club with no money EXPECT men they don`t know to buy them drinks (but don`t want the dude to talk to them)?

Do men in the club buy women they don`t know drinks and EXPECT for the chick to talk/dance with them ALLnight?

Do I consistently avg. at least 10 tight-faced (upset) cute guys a night for leaving their throats dry by politely declining their offers for me to buy them drinks?

Do they get offended and say "you`re REALLY not going to buy me a drink huh?...or...you think you`re all that?...or you`re cheap/broke"? (C`mon sweetie you were in line BEFORE DARK to make sure your po` a$$ got in FREE!!) hahahaha...

Do they REALLY get offended when I tell the bartender to "slide this bug-a-boo a double shot of ICE WATER on me!!"? hahaha.... well what you expect afta your attitude burst... punk.. atleast your throat aint dry now.. hahaha...

WELL FOR NOW ILL LEAVE IT THERE.. KEEP ME POSTED... AND I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED TO.. PEACE.. HOPE YOU LIKED.. PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM... TATYARNA