1. The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.
2. True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!
3. Do u know y in a couple's photo man is on the right side & woman on the left?
Because as per balance sheet, liabilities are on left side and assets on right!
4. Girl announced her engagement to her father. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that's exactly what he asked me about you!
5. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
6. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking
7. A teenage boy to his father: Here's my report card and a list I've compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished high school.
8. Boy: I'm not rich like Dangote, I don't even have a big car like Dangote, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Dangote.
9. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
10. People who do lots of work...make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work...make less mistakes,
People who do no work...make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes...get promoted
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